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marlynnofmany:

sandersstudies:

Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

Me: “Cat, why? Where has this tail been?”

Cat: “Perhaps I explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps I sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. I love our little mysteries.”


reblogged from fibbonaccisequins,
posted 1 year ago on 22/3/2024 with 67,404 notes

brainless-moe-white-lotus:

brainless-moe-white-lotus:

brainless-moe-white-lotus:

Giving nurses tiktok was a mistake

“our days are so tough” okay tell me how come ur posts aren’t like “my labour is super exploited” how come all of em are like “this guy has a weird penis lol”? We have channels to talk about what our work is like and how were treated. Making memes like “when ur pt rings the bell too much” or “remember I get to choose the needle gauge” doesn’t actually address any of it it’s just an abuse of ur inherent power over patients.

Every single nurse called out for being a cunt online flies immediately towards guilt tripping ppl into feeling bad for em but it’s a fundamental misunderstanding of how health care power structures work to act like mistreatment from patients is because we are below them in that heirarchy. We are in a position of power over them by virtue of our knowledge and involvement in their care. The fact that clients can be as shitty as they want to u is because ur employers don’t protect u. It’s cuz ur work is devalued and incompatible with capitalism. It’s cuz you’re guilt tripped out of demanding any sort of basic workers rights. None of that is the fault of patients and none of it can be solved by sharing personal embarassing health details abt them on tiktok.


reblogged from fibbonaccisequins,
posted 1 year ago on 22/3/2024 with 36,984 notes

kleefkruid:

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally


reblogged from myarmsareridiculous,
posted 1 year ago on 22/3/2024 with 120,817 notes

vampireopossum:

intercal:

I’m so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

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reblogged from knifebucket,
posted 1 year ago on 22/3/2024 with 108,543 notes

yesterdaysprint:

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The Sedalia Democrat, Missouri, July 10, 1935


reblogged from knifebucket,
posted 1 year ago on 22/3/2024 with 3,663 notes

grippysockgangg-deactivated2024:

Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna


reblogged from knifebucket,
posted 1 year ago on 22/3/2024 with 53,511 notes

masaotheheckindog:

mjalti:

radicarian:

it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.

why would you come to this club and just shoot Myers & Briggs like this

they deserved it


reblogged from knifebucket,
posted 1 year ago on 22/3/2024 with 290,822 notes

rainbowcolorfulbrightful:

Elizabeth Sweetheart, “The Green Lady”
Kitten Kay Sera, “The Pink Lady”
Ella London, “The Yellow Lady”
Sandra Ramos, “The Purple Lady”
Zorica Rebernik, “The Red Lady”


reblogged from knifebucket,
posted 1 year ago on 22/3/2024 with 136,235 notes

elikaruna:

“jesus died for you” well i didn’t ask him to do that and my therapist says i am not responsible for other peoples actions


reblogged from knifebucket,
posted 1 year ago on 22/3/2024 with 48,711 notes

kafk-a:

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reblogged from sporadic-spooning, originally instagram.com
posted 1 year ago on 22/3/2024 with 14,100 notes

lalalychee:

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Due to the Unfortunate!

We are deeply out of Onions!


reblogged from knifebucket,
posted 1 year ago on 22/3/2024 with 119,444 notes

seaportal:

tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck


reblogged from knifebucket,
posted 1 year ago on 22/3/2024 with 59,376 notes

bulletbreakdown:

forestlune:

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator 

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No offense these are the funniest fucking tags


reblogged from folkpunkfishercat,
posted 1 year ago on 11/1/2024 with 363,705 notes

somethingmissingthiswaycomes:

commandtower-solring-go:

the-doctored-pepper-deactivated:

space-arcanist:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

I can’t get over “and comes fucks me”.

This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.

It’s Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes

I was gonna queue this but then tumblr user commandtower-solring-go declared it a Wednesday post and


reblogged from folkpunkfishercat,
posted 1 year ago on 11/1/2024 with 267,603 notes

1892:

1892:

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reblogged from folkpunkfishercat,
posted 1 year ago on 11/1/2024 with 38,508 notes